Rocky Mountain Van Damage

Darcy Burke (G.L.O.C. Live, Cash Only, theGLOC.net) has not been diagnosed with cancer and gets along really well with her family. She has not lost a child, gone through a divorce, come to terms with being adopted or been the victim any sort of abuse. Her father is not an alcoholic, she is not caught between two cultures, hasn't discovered and/or become disillusioned with religion and she is fairly certain she is not transgender. She did get her heart broken but it was in a pretty stupid, non-earth shattering way.
But Kenny Rogers DID tell her to get off the pirate ship. You just don't say no to that guy. Also she really loves Jean Claude Van Damme. And overhead projectors.
So she wrote a solo show anyway.